The Mantyhose Twinkletoes Brosiery Blues
I got them mantyhose blues
From my head down to my shoes
Just saw it on the news
Wearing those things I just refuse
I used to go commando
Didn’t worry about my libido
But now the new credo
Is making men look sweet-oh
Spandex and tight binding
Could lead to chafing and grinding
Cut off blood supply — causing my boys to cry
Leading to premature blinding
With girls my full intent
Had been to make an ascent
Panty hose were an impediment
And led to discontent
And now the EuroTrash
Want men to buy that gash
Spent their hard-earned cash
On pants that give you a rash
It’s just too very gay
Too much like ballet
For this redneck cabaret
It’s not on my buffet
I got them <drumbeat>
Hung down <drumbeat>
Brung down <drumbeat>
Slung down <drumbeat>
Confined and realigned <drumbeat>
Disinclined and creepified <drumbeat>
Twinkletoes mantyhose brosiery blues
Jim’s Take: Real men in the Frozen North wear union suits.
"Take those old records off the shelf"
c. 2012 Jim Zee all rights reserved
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"The loss of any freedom is the beginning of tyranny" -- 
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Is that Jim Zee in his Union Suit?
No, that’s my brother Tom doing his Tom Cruise impression
OMWORD JZ! This is scary scary stuff!
Scary, yes. I still don’t know how you women put up with hosiery, high heels, bustiers, et. al.
But keep on putting up with it .